My children have been abducted by aliens. Two individuals who look just like them were at the appointed pick-up location today and got in my car.
Each child thanked me for making dinner and brought his dishes to the counter. I escaped the kitchen and came to my office over an hour ago.
The creatures impersonating my children are in the study. Not a word has been spoken. The one who looks like my oldest is working to partition the hard drive on his Android tablet. The younger one, who looks like my second-born, asked if he could partition his tablet, too. I told him let’s let your brother do it first and then let him show you how. The one who looks like my second-born took this well, said, “thank you” and left my office.
Deeply disturbing. Something or someone has taken my children.
I am okay with it.
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